People We'd Like To See Full and Frontal

Missy
Missy Missy Vartorella has been active in the theater since the days of milk and cookies thanks to her Mom, who had unrequited dreams of being an actress. Since college, Missy has kept herself busy onstage with Madlab theater and Full Frontal Nudity. Her recent credits include Tammi in Moving Day, Mae in The Bridge, the mysterious woman in Spree, and Burt in The Story of Carl. Other favorite roles include Grumio in Taming of the Shrew, multiple roles in The Grand Guinol, and her next role as McDuff in Sound and Fury.
It's on now, cheeseman.

Michelle
Michelle just joined Full Frontal in May 2002.Ā She has been in community theatre for the past 5 years and is excited to add improvto her list of talents (someday). Some of her favorite past roles are: Lady Macbeth in Macbeth, and Woman in The Bridge. This has been brought to you today by the letter E , the number two and our friend Leonard.
After she was lured in by a pack of bald men, she realizes that this is the only place she can express her true love for exibitionism.

Uncle Andy
Andy Joining the troupe in 1999, Andy took a brief hiatus during 2000 only to comeback a year later with a new found energy and focus. Since then he has continued to not only grow as a comedic sketch and improv artist, but as a theatrical actor as well. He is constantly soaking up everything he can under the tuteledge of the great Chris Lane. He has taken classes at The Second City in Cleveland, Ohio and nothing makes him happier than hearing people laugh.
Due to his enormous gambling debts, Uncle Andy has found it necessary to seek alternative methods of employment other than sketch comedy. That being the case, he has rented himself out to a small group of small-minded cocaine dealers from Kentucky. They routinely practice numerous “beat down” techniques on Andy and he always takes it with the best smile he can muster. It is not the worst job he has ever had however. The time he spent as a porcupine wrestler was definitely not the highlight of his employment history. However it’s better than his brief stint as a live tester of athletic cups.

Adrian
Adrian Adrian received aBA in theatre from The Ohio State University in 1997. He has performed with Rosebriar Shakespeare Company, MadLabTheatre and professionally with Actor's Theatre, Columbus. Some roles he has performed are: Tybalt in Romeo and Juliet (Rosebriar), Petruccio in The Taming of the Schrew (Rosebriar), Paco in The Jungle (MadLab), Martha in Comrade's Christmas Carol (MadLab), Conrade in Much Ado about Nothing (Actor's), and Sir Andrew in Twelfth Night (Actor's). Adrian has also directed two shows for MadLab's Theatre Roulette: The Staircase Knows and Reason for Living. He has been performing with the FFN juggernaut since 2000.
Adrian is very excited to be with Full Frontal Nudity. The chance to spread the wisdom and knowledge that he has learned from here to his children and grandchildren has given him an inner strength and excitement that can only be matched by starring in a porn with Janine and Jenna Fine. Iron Chef rules!!!

Morgan
Morgan Morgan has been seen in numerous productions in Columbus with companies such as Rosebriar Shakespeare Company, MadLab and Full Frontal Nudity. She is MadLab's Technical Director and a founding member of MadLab's Ensemble.
Not right now, I'm busy. Can you hand me that ladder?

Missy	Missy Vartorella has been active in the theater since the days of milk and cookies thanks to her Mom, who had unrequited dreams of being an actress. Since college, Missy has kept herself busy onstage with Madlab theater and Full Frontal Nudity. Her recent credits include Tammi in Moving Day, Mae in The Bridge, the mysterious woman in Spree, and Burt in The Story of Carl. Other favorite roles include Grumio in Taming of the Shrew, multiple roles in The Grand Guinol, and her next role as McDuff in Sound and Fury.
It's on now, cheeseman.

Michelle	Michelle just joined Full Frontal in May 2002.Ā She has been in community theatre for the past 5 years and is excited to add improvto her list of talents (someday). Some of her favorite past roles are: Lady Macbeth in Macbeth, and Woman in The Bridge. This has been brought to you today by the letter E , the number two and our friend Leonard.
After she was lured in by a pack of bald men, she realizes that this is the only place she can express her true love for exibitionism.

Uncle Andy	Joining the troupe in 1999, Andy took a brief hiatus during 2000 only to comeback a year later with a new found energy and focus. Since then he has continued to not only grow as a comedic sketch and improv artist, but as a theatrical actor as well. He is constantly soaking up everything he can under the tuteledge of the great Chris Lane. He has taken classes at The Second City in Cleveland, Ohio and nothing makes him happier than hearing people laugh.
Due to his enormous gambling debts, Uncle Andy has found it necessary to seek alternative methods of employment other than sketch comedy. That being the case, he has rented himself out to a small group of small-minded cocaine dealers from Kentucky. They routinely practice numerous “beat down” techniques on Andy and he always takes it with the best smile he can muster. It is not the worst job he has ever had however. The time he spent as a porcupine wrestler was definitely not the highlight of his employment history. However it’s better than his brief stint as a live tester of athletic cups.

Adrian	Adrian received aBA in theatre from The Ohio State University in 1997. He has performed with Rosebriar Shakespeare Company, MadLabTheatre and professionally with Actor's Theatre, Columbus. Some roles he has performed are: Tybalt in Romeo and Juliet (Rosebriar), Petruccio in The Taming of the Schrew (Rosebriar), Paco in The Jungle (MadLab), Martha in Comrade's Christmas Carol (MadLab), Conrade in Much Ado about Nothing (Actor's), and Sir Andrew in Twelfth Night (Actor's). Adrian has also directed two shows for MadLab's Theatre Roulette: The Staircase Knows and Reason for Living. He has been performing with the FFN juggernaut since 2000.
Adrian is very excited to be with Full Frontal Nudity. The chance to spread the wisdom and knowledge that he has learned from here to his children and grandchildren has given him an inner strength and excitement that can only be matched by starring in a porn with Janine and Jenna Fine. Iron Chef rules!!!

Morgan	Morgan has been seen in numerous productions in Columbus with companies such as Rosebriar Shakespeare Company, MadLab and Full Frontal Nudity. She is MadLab's Technical Director and a founding member of MadLab's Ensemble.
Not right now, I'm busy. Can you hand me that ladder?